>> Dav Pilkey: Hey, everybody. This is Dav Pilkey. I'm still stuck at home, still can't get to my studio. I know a lot of you are all stuck at home. I hope you're staying safe and healthy. And I hope you're reading and being creative. Speaking of reading, today I'm going to read from Dog Man and Cat Kid. This is chapter six, "The Bark Knight Rises." ^M00:00:21 ^M00:00:24 [ Whimpering ] ^M00:00:28 Uh-oh. He's going to jump me. He's going to lick my face. I can't take it. Oh, oh. Spare me the indignity. Huh? Hey. He's over here, chief. He's hiding behind that plant again. What did you do this time? Were you a bad doggy again? Leave him alone. Everybody makes mistakes. Hmph. I don't know what happened, Dog Man, but everything will be okay. Hmm. Go home and get some rest. Tomorrow is another day. ^M00:01:17 [ Whistling ] ^M00:01:23 [ Licking ] ^M00:01:25 [ Whistling ] ^M00:01:27 [ Gasp ] ^M00:01:28 Huh? ^M00:01:30 [ Whimpering ] ^M00:01:31 [ Panting ] ^M00:01:32 [ Pencil Sounds ] ^M00:01:34 Hm? ^M00:01:37 [ Pencil Sounds ] ^F00:01:38 ^M00:01:39 Hm, hm, hm. ^M00:01:43 [ Eraser Sounds ] ^M00:01:46 [ Pencil Sounds ] ^M00:01:49 [ Gasp ] ^M00:01:50 [ Panting ] ^M00:01:52 Huh? Flip, flop. Flip, flop. Flip, flop. Flip, flop. Flip, flop. Flip, flop. Flip, flop. Flip, flop. Flip, flop. But then screech! ^M00:02:03 [ Grunting ] ^M00:02:07 Flip. K-shonk! 80-HD Primary Directive -- Obey Li'l Petey. Ka-tunk! Wait here for me, 80-HD. 80-HD Primary Directive. Wait here for me, 80-HD. Obey Li'l Petey. 80-HD Primary Directive. Wait here for me, 80-HD. Obey Li'l Petey. Wait here for me, 80-HD. 80-HD Primary Directive. Wait here for me, 80-HD.Obey Li'l Petey. Hm? ^M00:02:34 [ Panting ] ^M00:02:38 Oh, hi, Dog Man. How's it going? Ruff! Oh, no. Is Li'l Petey missing again? Hm, hm, hm. We just saw him. He was with his nanny. [Gasps] What? What's wrong? Tell me. Okay. One word. First syllable. [Groaning] Do you have to pee? [Ding] Second syllable. [Slurping] Are you drinking something? Coffee? [Grunts] Tea? [Ding] Hmmm. The first syllable is "pee," and the second syllable is "tea." Pee-tea? Peetea? [Gasps] Petey? Are you telling me that Petey disguised himself as a nanny? And that he was mistakenly hired to babysit Li'l Petey? And at this very moment, he may be planning something evil? Or plotting an act of corruption that may tear at the very fabric of our society? And even while we speak, Li'l Petey may be drawn into this foulness, causing him to doubt his own true nature and careen down a dark pathway toward a lifetime of nihilistic criminality? Is that what you're saying? [Ding] Let's go save the world! ^E00:03:59